Privacy Policy

Spam is not cool. Let’s cut to the chase, you won’t be spammed by sharing your information. You can opt out anytime and I’ll feel sad for half a day (every single lead is actually that meaningful to me), but I’ll get over it. Really, you first have to opt in to any automated messaging. Your personal information will not be shared with or sold to any third party. I’m asking for your contact information because you have requested information and I need to communicate that response to you. Did you know that Canadian anti-spam laws required me to post a Privacy Policy Statement? Can you tell I wrote it myself? A lawyer would HATE this!